The pastor said to Mr. Smith, one of his long-time parishioners,
“Thank you, Mr. Smith, for attending our church. I wish I had
twenty parishioners like you.”

“Gosh, it’s nice to hear that, Pastor, but I’m kind of surprised,”
admitted Smith. “You know that I complain about every
sermon and hardly ever give any money.”

The pastor said, “I’d still like twenty parishioners like you.
The problem is, I have two hundred.”